{A Dreadful Hole of Infamy : Sidestepping the Infamous Masterson's Tavern in This Neglected Corner of Town at All Conceivable Cost
{A Dreadful Hole of Infamy : Sidestepping the Infamous Masterson's Tavern in This Neglected Corner of Town at All Conceivable Cost
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Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. This dump is a sanctuary for predators like Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s retreat.
This pretentious "hipster" bar masquerades as something trendy, but in reality, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is run by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in sowing chaos, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a police blotter: aggressive conduct towards women, pressuring the weak into bad choices, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His online personas cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Living with his mother is just another warning sign.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, stands by apathetically, her demeanor as lifeless as a wet rag. She seems complicit in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while handing out cocktails and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has created an environment so toxic, it makes one ponder their sanity for even approaching this dive.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently filthy, with garbage and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not uncommon to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a nightmare, featuring clogged commodes and stagnant sinks.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the filth that makes this place a shithole; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in ruining lives, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Peter enjoys stalking, harassing, and raping women, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a public menace, a safety risk, and a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you value your safety, steer clear this cesspit.
Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and spare yourself the trauma.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go a place with standards.
If you want Mastersons - Bar to experience the “thrill” of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by revealing the truth, we can help protect others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Stay safe out there!